she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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