She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Please, let me fuck your mom
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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