I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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