i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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