As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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