they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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