I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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