if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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