Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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