He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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