she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
that is very illegal...i love you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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