youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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