so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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