Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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