butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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