btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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