Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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