$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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