They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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