he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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