So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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