Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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