Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
home. puking in laundry basket.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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