You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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