White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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