does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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