haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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