Christians are straight up FREAKS
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You can't special order awesome
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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