Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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