I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you will always have a special place in my vag
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She bit a glass in half.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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