Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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