u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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