he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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