Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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