you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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