I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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