mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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