Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i've created a new STD.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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