Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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