I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Houston, we have a blender
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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