haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What drink are we having for lunch?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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