Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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