Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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