we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
