how can u be prego again
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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