That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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