I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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