Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Randomize
