Sry I called you an 8
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality