Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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