where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize