Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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