just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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